F: I love you.
M: I don't.
F: Please do.
M: I don't know how. I am not interested anyway.
F: If you don't, I'll die.
M: I don't care. You will be dead anyway, with or without my love.
F: I will die sooner if you don't love me.
M: Good for you. Procastination is a bad habit.
F: You are heartless.
F: You are a jerk. I hate you.
M: But you think you love me??
F: That, too.
M: You mean you can do it both, in the same time?
M: Girls are crazy (shakes head)